My Country's Country Song
“I got a country heart but I live in the UK
Croydon’s far from Tennessee,
No dusty road when I go for a drive
Prius windows down on the M25”
The Dirt Queen and the Bubble King
The Bubble King is the lord of the suds,
He’ll protect you from dirt from the Queen of the mud.
He’s slippy, he’s slidy.
He keeps neat and tidy.
You’ll sparkle all thanks to the bubb-el-ly King.
The Tippity Top of the Tomato Tree
There was once a butterfly who was so sad to see
as he couldn't get to the tippity top of the tomato tree.